"Because of metric system"

1.
Q: Excuse me sir, i'm new in US and not sure how much a Pound is.
A: Mmm, well it depends. If meat, it will be almost this much; if sugar, almost the same amount, buf if cotton, well it will be much mo...
Q: No sir. i mean how much does it weight? a Kilogram or?
A: aah, HAHA. It is almost half of it man!

2.
Q: Excuse me Ma'am, i'm new in US and not sure how much an Ounce is.
A: Well, it is almost this much if you pour it in a big pot, but will stay much taller if pour in a lab tube!!! I really don't know how to say it!!!!
Q: Ma'am, I mean how many cc or liters? For example, this beer can says 24 Ounces.
A: ahaaaa, i think it is quite enough to make me drunk. Ha haha.

0.
Q: It says it's gonna be 49 degrees Farenheit in Burbank tomorrow. How cold is it gonna be?
A: You can easily do it. All you need is to take your number and do some math on it. First, you should multiply 49 in...
Q: No no no. I mean, How cold really? should i take a coat or...?
A: Honestly it depends. If it was me, a long sleeve shirt was enough. If a desperate guy 10000 miles away from home, you probably need a fur coat with ski clothes under it. If you are that much away from home, and half of that distance away from MUSEUM QUARTIER in Vienna, i think you need leather gloves and wool hat too.
But if you are thouands of miles away from yourself, which seems to be closest to your situation, based on the dark picture i can -although- barely see in the depth of your beautiful eyes, I am afraid...

Q says nothing, except a cold Ahhh. Inside his skull, but, he sees the picture of his father as a young man with a young beautiful lady in red beside him, holding a months-old baby, who drives this shining dark-coloured Talbout 1967 among smokes dancing upon burning tires lying on tehran streets, deciding how to convince the young guys not to shoot them all. What bothers Q the most is that George Clooney was not famous that cold day in 1981; therefore no one noticed that much similarity between his father and him.
Thinking of this, tomorrow is a joke. Future is a Fancy Subject.
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